IN PRISON......You spend the magority or your time in an 8x 10 cell. AT WORK.......You spend the magority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON......You get 3 meals a day. AT WORK.......You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON......You get time off for good behavor. AT WORK.......You get rewarded for good behavor with more work.
IN PRISON......A guard locks the doors for you. AT WORK.......You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
IN PRISON......You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.......You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON......You get your own toilet. AT WORK.......You have to share.
IN PRISON......They allow your friends and family to visit. AT WORK.......You can't even speak to your friends and family.
IN PRISON......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK.......You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
TN PRISON......You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK.......You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON......You have unlimited time to read email jokes. AT WORK.......You get fired if you get caught.
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