The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down
to drink a beer.  After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked
and and said "Who owns the big white horse outside."

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said,
"I do , why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said "I just thought you'd
like to know that your horse is about dead outside!!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was
about dead from heat exhaustion.  The Lone Ranger got him some water
and made him drink it and soon Silver was starting to feel a little
better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run
around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make
him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe" and took off running circles around
Silver.  Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger
returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him
this time?"  

The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to  know......
You left your Injun runnin"!!!"




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