Two whales, one male and one female were swimming along one day and
saw a whaling fishing boat harpooning other whales.

The male whale, being very aggressive and angry about this says to
the female, "Come on, let's go get them.  They must be punished!
They can't continue to do this."

The female say "Well, I don't know."

But with much argument, the male convinces her to attack.  They swim
under the boat and using their blow holes, shoot streams of water up
and the boat capsizes.

Now the helpless sailors are floundering around in the water, and the
male whale says "Come on, let's go swallow them up.  They must not go
unpunished for the crimes."

The female says 'Oh No!  I'm not doing that."

The male pleads and says "But you must!!!"

The female replies "Oh No!  You may convince me to give a man a blow
job, but there's no way I'm going to swallow sea men."



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