Dog Music




Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was
trying to read in the den.  The family dog was lying in the den, and as the
screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl
loudly. 

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could.  Then  he jumped
up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For pity's sake,
can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"