The Cat / English Dictionary

 
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Cat Phrase              Meaning 
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miaow                   Feed me. 

meeow                   Pet me. 

mrooww                  I love you. 

miioo-oo-oo             I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath
                        the hedge.  Don't wait up. 

mrow                    I feel like making noise. 

rrrow-mawww             Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box. 

rrrow-miawww            I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the
                        contents as far out of the box as was practical.

miaowmiaow              Play with me. 

miaowmioaw              Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in
                        this room?

mioawmioaw              Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see
                        what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece
                        of furniture. 

raowwwww                I think I shall now spend time licking the most private
                        parts of my anatomy.

mrowwwww                I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private
                        parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

roww-maww-roww          I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both
                        arms full of groceries.  I will now rub myself against
                        your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the
                        kitchen.

mmeww                   I believe I have heard a burglar.  If you would like to
                        go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your
                        spot in the bed warm. 

gakk-ak-ak              My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball.
                        Wherever could this have come from?  I shall leave it
                        here upon the carpeting. 

mow                     Snuggling is a good idea. 

moww                    Shedding is pretty good, too. 

mowww!                  I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean
                        laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

miaow! miaow!           I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge
                        his body through the gap behind the stove and into that
                        little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path
                        is slightly more difficult to navigate. 

mraakk!                 Oh, small bird! Please come over here. 

ssssroww!               I believe that I have found a woodchuck.  I shall now act
                        terribly brave.

mmmmmmm                 If I sit in the sunshine for another week or so, I think I
                        shall be satisfied.
						
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