Once upon a time,  in a land far away,  a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped onto the princesse's lap and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon
me.  One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup
housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so".

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly
sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she
chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't think so".