SVEN & OLE 




There was this Norwegian farmer, Ole, from Wisconsin, and he is going
to Minnesota to buy a cow at a sale.  Ole gets to Minnesota and buys
the nicest looking cow there, takes it home. 

Getting ready to milk it, Ole grabs a hold of the teats, pulls, and
the cow farts.  Ole thinks to himself, "Uffda, oh what da heck," and
he grabs a hold of the teats, pulls once more and the cow farts again. 

At this point, in walks his Swedish neighbor, Sven.  Eyeing Ole's new
cow, Sven asks could he try milking it as it sure looks like a good milk
cow.

Ole replies with a ya, and Sven grabs a hold, pulls on the cow's teats
and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "Ya buy dis cow in Minnesota? 

Ole says,"Yah, I did, but I never told ya dat.  How'd ya know I bought
da cow in Minnesota?" 

Sven says, "My wife, Hilda, is from Minnesota."