I'm In Love With My Horse 




"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled.  "Many people
are fond of animals.  As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog
that we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel ummm,...
*physically* attracted to my horse!"

"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man replied.  "What do you think I am,...
GAY???"