The Golden Saloon




A man came home very very drunk one night.  His wife was standing in
the doorway and said "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"?

He replied "at the Golden Saloon"
Wife:  There IS no such place.
Man:   "Oh, yes there is, and I was there".
Wife:  "Oh, no there isn't".
Man:   "There is and they have golden doors and golden floors and
       even golden urinals."
Wife:  "That's crazy".

In the morning the wife looks it up in the phone book and finds that
there is indeed a Golden Saloon on the far side of town.  She calls
them up and asks the bartender "Do you have golden floors"?

Bartender: "Why, yes ma'am, we do".
Wife:      "Do you have golden floors"?
Bartender: "In fact we do."
Wife:      "My husband was there and he says you even have golden
           urinals, is that true"?
Bartender: "Just a minute, please".  He shouts to someone in the
background and says:  "Hey Sam, I think we've got a lead on the guy
who whizzed in your saxophone."