A Tribute to Beer
                  



I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's
as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra             
                  
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're  sober. 
--William Butler Yeats             
                  
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your
mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway             
                  
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. 
--Dean Martin             
                  
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it. 
--Anonymous             
                  
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 
--Catherine Zandonella             
                  
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. 
--Anonymous             
                  
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives
me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls. 
--Ross Levy             
                  
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. 
--Anonymous             
                  
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life.
--Anonymous             
                  
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence? 
--Stephen Wright
             
                  
When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall
asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to  heaven Sooooo, let's
all get drunk, and go to heaven...
-- Brian O'Rourke             
                  
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out
of me.
--Winston Churchill             
                  
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. 
--Benjamin Franklin             
                  
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I
grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry             
                  
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. 
--Homer Simpson             
                  
I drink to make other people interesting. 
--George Jean Nathan