SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE THAT....




- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
  said "concentrate"

- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up
  her mind

- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and  "DON'T WALK"

- she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.....(IT ISN'T?)

- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it 

- she thought a quarterback was a refund 

- if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back

- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade

- under "education" on her job application, she put
  "Hooked On Phonics"

- she tripped over a cordless phone 

- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"..
  she put "Sagittarius"

- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes 

- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless 

- she studied for a blood test - and failed 

- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center 

- she sold the car for gas money 

- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home
  and got 16 friends

- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
  she moved

- she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company 

- when she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign
  that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home