Lighthouses




I was in Las Vegas a short while ago, and had a very amusing
experience.  While getting gas, two young blondes in a
convertible pulled in.  They pulled up next to us and asked us
where the lighthouses were.

"Lighthouses?" I asked.

"Yes lighthouses.  We are new to Las Vegas and just can't seem to
find them" The driver replied.

Curious, and knowing that Las Vegas is no where near the ocean, I
asked "Why are you looking for lighthouses?"

"Oh, there are so many good paying jobs for lighthouses here in the
paper.  But most want you to appear in person" the passenger answered
while pointing to several ads.

I stopped pumping my gas and walked over to see the ad.  You can
imagine their disappointment when I read the ads and explained that
it was for "light house keeping".