Horseback Riding




A blonde who has never ridden before and has never had lessons decides that she is
going to go horseback riding.

She mounts the horse unassisted and immediately the horse starts to gallop at a nice
steady pace.  The blonde, however, is bouncing from side-to-side.  She tries to grab
the horses mane, but she can't get a secure hold.  Then she leans forward and throws
her arms around the horses neck.  All to no avail.

The horse gallops on oblivious to its riders plight.  The blonde starts to slip from
the saddle and his holding on to the side of the horse.  Finally, she decides to
throw herself free.

Unfortunately, her foot gets caught in the stirrup and as the horse gallops on, her
head is banging up and down on the ground.

Just as she's about to lose consciousness, her quarter ran out.