"Doctor, I Hurt All Over"




A woman walks into a doctors office and says, "Doctor, I hurt all over."

The doctor say, "That's Impossible."

"No really!  Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch!  it hurts.  When I touch my leg,
ouch!  it hurts.  When I touch my head, ouch!  it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!
it really hurts,"  she replies.

The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blonde aren't you?"

The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am.  How did you know?"

The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."