More Blonde Jokes...




SHE WAS SO BLONDE.................  (Remember, it's just a joke)
               
- she got stabbed in a shoot-out

- she tried to put M&M's in alphabeetical order

- she sat on the tv and watched the couuch

- she tried to drown a fish

- she got locked in a grocery store andd starved to death

- she took a ruler to bed to see how loong she slept

- she asked for a price check at the Doollar Store

- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for catts

- she thought she needed a token to gett on Soul Train

- when she missed the 44 bus, she took  the 22 bus twice instead

- she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of  garden tools

- she thought General Motors was in thee army

- she thought that she could not use heer AM radio in the evening...

- she had a shirt that said "TGIF", whiich she thought stood for
  "This Goes in Front"

- she thought Grape Nuts was a venereall disease