Shoes




A blonde walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.
 
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
 
"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
 
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at
the blonde's feet.  "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says.
 
"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."