The Blonde Painter




This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.  While her
husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a
couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the task at hand.  Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint.  He walks into the living room and finds
his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.  He notices that she
is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what
she is doing.  She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not
all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the
house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.