Three Buttons

Bill Clinton arrives at the Kremlin to visit Boris Yeltsin.  Suddenly he
sees 3 buttons on the wall.  He presses the first button and a pie flies
across the room and hits him in the face.  His hosts giggle.

He then presses the second button.  A steel leg comes out of the wall and
kicks him in the groin.

The Russians start laughing like hell.  He then presses the third
button and a bucket of water spills over him.  

A few weeks later Boris Yeltsin comes to Washington to visit Bill Clinton.

Suddenly he sees 3 buttons on the wall.  He presses the first one and
nothing happens.

He presses the second one - and still nothing happens.

He presses the third one - Nothing.

He turns around smiling and says "Wait till I tell my friends in Moscow
about this"