Bill & the Hooker




President Clinton was out jogging when a Hooker standing on the
corner hailed him.

"Hey Mr. President! Fifty bucks!"

"No, no." Bill replied with a grin, "Five bucks!" and kept on jogging.

This exchange soon became a part of the President's normal routine.
Each day as he'd approach the corner, the hooker would yell out, "Hey
Mr. President.....Fifty Bucks!" and Bill would holler back, "No, Five
Bucks!"

Well, one day, Hillary decided she wanted to go jogging with Bill.
As they neared the corner, Bill suddenly realized what a terrible
scene was about to happen.

Sure enough, there was the hooker, and just like all the other times
she smiled and waved and yelled out, "Hey Mr. President......See what
you get for Five Bucks!"