The Barber




A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.  The priest tried to pay for the
haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are
a good man - you do God's work."  The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles
at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment
saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you protect the
public."  The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his
shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment
saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the
justice system."

The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut.