The Boss's Cure




Hung Chow: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.  I got headache,
stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today.  When I feel like
this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.  That makes me feel better
and I can go to work.  You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I
be at work soon.  "You got nice house."