What's for Lunch?




An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.  They were eating
lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!  If I get
corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump
off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The Redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.  If I get
a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
              
Next day - the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and 
cabbage and jumps to his death.

The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too.

The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his
death also.
              
At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd 
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas!  I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife.  

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"