What's Your Name?




This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
bar.  "Oh what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the
name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.  All I want is a
drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis.  Mine for instance, is called NIKE, for
the slogan 'Just Do It'.  That guy down at the end of the bar calls
his SNICKERS, because it really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over.  So the customer asks the man
sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
name of your penis?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin'!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is
sippin a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is
Job 1'."  Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he
can come up with a name for his penis.  Finally, he turns to the
bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET.  Now, give
me a beer!"

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled
looks asks, "Why SECRET?"

The customer says, "Because it's strong enough for a man, but made
for a woman!"