Fathers To Be....




Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives
were in labor. 

The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're the father of
twins." 

"What a coincidence" the man exclaims.  "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball
team." 
              
The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You are the father
of triplets." 

"Wow, what a coincidence" he replies.  "I work for the 3M Corporation." 
              
When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has given birth to
quadruplets. 

"Another coincidence I work for the Four Seasons Hotel." 
              
At this point, the fourth guy faints.  When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong. 

"What's wrong? I work for Seven-Up."



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