Just One Question




A man was helping on= of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old
son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. 
 
The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the
birds and bees.  No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll
answer." 
 
After everything was over, th= man walked over to his son and said, "Well son,
do you have any questions?" 
 
"Just one Dad." gasped the still wide-eyed child. 

Just as the father is preparing his birds and bees story, his son asks - 

"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?" 



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