The Little Rascals' Spelling Bee




The Little Rascals were at school one day when the teacher asks
Darla, "How do you spell 'dumb'?"

Darla says, "D-u-m-b, dumb."

The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a  sentence."
              
She says, "Buckwheat is dumb."

"Now spell 'stupid'," the teacher says. 

Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."

The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a  sentence."

Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, dictate."

Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate." 

The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a  sentence."

Buckwheat says, "I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla
says my dictate good."