"Does It Ever Stop Raining Around Here?"




A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day.  She gets up the next
day and it's raining.  It also rains the day after that, and the day
after that.

She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and, out of despair,
asks, "Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"

The kid says, "How should I know?  I'm only 6."