George.....




A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a
screaming baby.  As the man proceeded along the aisles, he kept repeating softly,
"Keep calm, George.  Don't get excited, George.  Don't yell, George." 
              
A lady watched with admiration and then said, "You are certainly to be commended
for your patience in trying to quiet little George." 
              
"Lady," he declared, "I'M George!"