Your place or mine???




A man walks into a bar.  He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting
on a bar stool alone.

He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"

She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw
anybody at any time, any where -- your place or mine, it doesn't matter
to me."

The guy raises his eyebrows and says, "No shit?  What law firm do you
work for?"