Alabama Trooper




Two guys were driving through Alabama when they got pulled over by a trooper.  The
trooper walks up, taps on the driver's window with his nightstick, the driver rolls
down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick!

Driver: "Why'd you do that?"

Trooper: "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you have your license ready!"

Driver: "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check and then gives the license back.  Then he walks around to
the passenger side and taps on the window.  The passenger rolls down his window, and
the trooper smacks him on the head with the stick!!

Passenger: "Why'd you do that?"

Trooper: "Just making your wishes come true."

Passenger: "Huh?"

Trooper: "I just know that two miles down the road, you're gonna turn to your buddy
and say, 'I wish that bastard would have tried that shit with ME!"