Horny Hubby




A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband.

"Don't you love him anymore?" asked the lawyer.

"Oh, I still love him," the chick replied.  "But all he ever wants
is sex, I can't take it."

"Instead of divorcing him why don't you try charging him every time
he wants to make love?" the lawyer suggested.

The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try.

As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put the
hard word on her.

"Not so fast," she replied.  "From now on it'll be $10 in the
kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom."

"Well, then," he said. "Here's $50."

The wife began walking to the bedroom.

"Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand. "That'll be five times in
the kitchen!"