The Sheriff & Billy Bob




One day the sheriff spots Billy Bob walking around town wearing
nothing but his gun belt and boots.  The sheriff stops him and asks,
"What the hell are you doing parading around town dressed like that?"

Billy Bob replies, "Well Sheriff, it's a long story.  See, me and
Mary Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin'.  Mary Lou
said we should go in the barn and we did.  Inside the barn we started
a-kissin' and a-hugglin' and things got pretty hot and heavy.  Well,
all of a sudden, Mary Lou up and took off all her clothes.  Then she
said I should take off mine, too.  So I done like she said and took
off all my clothes except for my gun belt and my boots.  Mary Lou,
breathing real heavy-like, laid on the ground with her legs opened
real wide -- and then, for some strange reason, she said something
really weird!" 

"Well," asked the sheriff, "what the hell did she say?" 

"Okay, Billy Bob, go to town!"