Good, Bad, Ugly




Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids 
Bad:  You can`t find your birth control pills 
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
             
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room 
Bad:  You find several porn movies hidden there 
Ugly: You`re in them
   
Good: Your husband understands fashion 
Bad:  He`s a cross dresser 
Ugly: He looks better than you
             
Good: Your son`s finally maturing 
Bad:  He`s involved with the woman next door 
Ugly: So are you
             
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter 
Bad:  She keeps interrupting 
Ugly: With corrections
            
Good: Your wife`s not talking to you 
Bad:  She wants a divorce 
Ugly: She`s a lawyer
            
Good: The postman`s early 
Bad:  He`s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas