Little Johnny & the Horsey Ride




Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and
thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act.

Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsey
ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

The dad, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable
questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride,
agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy
starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy!  This is the part where me
and the milkman usually get bucked off!"