Little Johnny & the Multi-Syllable Words




Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
going to learn multi-syllable words, class.  Does anybody have an
example of a multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, Ms. Winters, me, me!"

Ms. Winters says, "All right, little Johnny, what is your
multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny shouts out, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher smiles, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!!!"

Little Johnny responds, "No, Ms. Winters, you're thinking of a
blowjob.  I'm talking about a hand-job."