The Cow




Miss Figpot looked over her third grade class and happened to notice Billy
and Little Johnny giggling and talking during her lesson.

"Well, since you two are obviously listening so well, let's see if you can
answer this one!"  The teacher said with a smirk on her face.  "What is the
proper name to use when referring to a cow that has just given birth?"

There was a moment of silence, then Little Johnny started giggling.

"You think it's funny Johnny? You know the answer?" growled Miss Figpot.

"Umm...yeah!" Johnny replied.

"Well, let's here it."

"You would call her de-calfenated!"