Picture On The Chalkboard




Little Johnny and his classmates are supposed to draw a picture on the board...

This is the ground! 

James returned to his seat.


The teacher called on Ernie next. 

This is a box...

Ernie returned to his seat.


Now it was Suzy's turn. 

This is a House!

Suzy returned to her seat.

Next. the teacher called Jerry to the board. 

This is snow on the roof! 

Jerry returned to his seat.

Kim was called to the board. 

This is the sun! 

Kim returned to her seat. 

About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically.
Little Johnny was well known for being dirty minded, so the teacher was reluctant
to call on him for anything.  But as the teacher looked at the picture on the
chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly
do anything to make this picture dirty.

So she called on Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard. 

This is my dad..... 

Little Johnny had done it again!



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