What $100 Can Buy.......




A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an 
exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.  She was so 
striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.  The
young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly
toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young 
woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you 
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition." 

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do
in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet
from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he
pressed into the young woman's hand.  He looked into her eyes and
slowly, meaningfully said,  "Paint my house."