The Mailman




One morning, a mailman called on one of his regular customers and was surprised to see a
white bed sheet with a hole in the middle hanging up in her living room.

The housewife explained that she'd had a party the night before, they had played a game
called "Who's Who's," in which each of the men had put their "equipment" through the hole
and the women had tried to guess their identity.

"Gee, that sounds like fun," said the mailman.  "Sure wish I'd been there."

"You should have been," the housewife informed him.  "Your name came up three times."