The Top 16 Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths




16. Charleton Heston -- Shot by an ape cleaning its semi-automatic
    "hunting rifle".

15. Pamela Anderson Lee -- Boobytrap.

14. Susan Lucci -- Tripped and broke her neck while running up steps
    to accept Emmy.

13. Barry White -- Ambushed by a squad of confused Girl Scout
    leaders.

12. Alanis Morissette -- Killed just after winning the lottery at
    age 98, in a car accident during a traffic jam on her own rainy
    wedding day while receiving a prepaid free ride from three women
    who look just like her but with worse hair.  Whoa.

11. Anna Nicole Smith -- Suffocated while working out on a slant
    board.

10. Jenny McCarthy -- Struck by a random thought.

9.  Marlon Brando -- Choked to death while eating buttered popcorn
    at 25th anniversary screening of "Last Tango in Paris".

8.  Keith Richards -- Natural causes.

7.  RuPaul -- Prostate cancer.

6.  Madonna -- Exposure.

5.  Al Gore -- Dutch Elm disease.

4.  Keanu Reeves -- Brain tumor.

3.  Marv Albert -- Hit by Victoria's Secret delivery truck outside
    of Carpet World.

2.  Pee Wee Herman -- Died by his own hand.


And the Number 1 Most Ironic Celebrity Death......


1.  Gallagher -- Killed by Smashing Pumpkins.