Cork Butt




Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has
a cork in his ass.  He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over
a lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban
came oozing out.  He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you
one wish.'

And I said, "'No shit.'"