The Farmer & The Politicians




A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the
campaign trail.  The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control
and crashes into the ditch. 
              
A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the
wreckage.  Finding the politicians he buries them.
              
The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man.  "So you buried all
the politicians?" asked the police officer.  "Were they all dead?"
              
The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."