Real Country and Western Song Titles:


Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye'
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
Please Bypass This Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly



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