So Many Children
           



A farmer had so many children, he ran out of names, so he started
naming his kids after something around the farm.
               
The first day of school began, and the teacher asked each child
their name.  When he got to one of the farmer's sons, the boy
replied  "Wagon Wheel".
               
The teacher said,  "I need your REAL name, son".

To which he boy replied, "It's  Wagon Wheel, sir...Really".
               
The teacher, in a huff, said,  "All right young man, march yourself
right down to the principal's office THIS minute!!!!"
               
The boy got out of his chair, turned to his sister, and said,
"C'mon, 'Chicken Shit', he ain't gonna believe you, either."