Irish Viewpoint




A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the
street from a house of ill repute.

They witnessed a Protestant Minister lurking about, then ducking into the house.

"Would ye look at that, Darby!" said Pat.  "What a shameful disgrace, those
Protestant Reverends.  Sinning in a house the likes of that place!"

They both shook their heads and continued working.

A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around cautiously looking.

"Did ya see that, Darby?" Pat asked in shock and disbelief.  "Is nothing holy to
those Jewish Rabbis?  I just can't understand what the world is coming to these
days.  A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh.  T'is a shame,
I tell ya!"

Not much later a third man, a Catholic Priest, was lurking about the house, looking
around to see if any one was watching, then quietly sneaking in.

"Oh no, Darby, look!" said Pat, removing his cap.  "One of the poor girls musta died."