"Upgrades"




A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While
on the operating table, she had a near death experience.  Seeing God, she asked
Him if this was "it".

God said, "No, I am sending you back.  You have another 40 years, 2 months and
8 days to live." 

Upon recovery, the  woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift,
liposuction, breast augmentation, a tummy tuck, etc.

She even had her hairdresser come to the hospital to change her hair color before
she was released from the hospital.  She figured that, since she had such a long
life ahead of her, she had better make the most of it. 

She left the hospital after all the operations, and while crossing the street she
was hit by an ambulance and was immediately killed.

Arriving in front of God, the woman demanded, "I thought you said I had another
forty years left to live.  What happened?" 

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."