Adam's Good/Bad News




One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and
some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, one is called a
brain.  It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent
conversations with Eve.  The other organ I have for you is called a penis.  It will
give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent
life form and populate this planet.  Eve will be very happy that you now have this
organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me.  What
could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use
these two gifts at the same time."