Heaven or Hell




A lady arrives at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, hears all this screaming and
asks, "What's going on?" 

St. Peter says," They're newcomers." 

The lady says,"I thought that Heaven was a place of peace and serenity." 

St. Peter says,"It is, but when you first arrive they have to drill two holes
in your back to put on the wings, and one in your head for the halo" 

The lady says,"Well, I don't know if I want to do that." 

St. Peter says,"Your only other choice is to go to Hell, and there you'll be
raped and sodomized 24 hours a day" 

The lady says, " Yeah, but at least the holes are already drilled!"