Jesus, The devil & Computers




One day Jesus and the devil were having a heated argument over who was better on the
computer.  Finally, they decided to have a contest that would be judged by God. 

"GO," boomed the Lord, and the contest was on.  

Each began pounding away fast and furiously at their keyboards.  This went on for
hours.  

Suddenly, minutes before the contest was to end, there was a power outage.
Everything went dead.  

After a few seconds, the power was restored and God said, "Ok, the contest is over.
Devil, let's see what you have."  

Crying and upset, he said, "Nothing.  I have  nothing.  I lost it all in the power
outage."  

Turning to Jesus, God said, "Son, what do you have?"  

Jesus hit one button and suddenly the computer began whirring and running out
program after program that He had produced.  

"But how?!?" the devil exclaimed in amazement, "we lost all the power!!"

"Because," God chuckled , "Jesus saves."