A True College Story??




A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down 
the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

"I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, 
flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
 
"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*.
 
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"*Anything*."

His voice softens. "*Anything*??"

"*Anything*."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"



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